Dave Ramsey pick-up lines

Dave Ramsey pick-up lines, courtesy of Chris at Pour Out:

In honor of Valentine's Day (also my lovely wife’s birthday, BTW), I wanted to share with you a list of pickup lines that you single-and-looking Dave Ramsey fans can use to gain the attention other Dave fans of the opposite sex. Chris Russell in our office write these, and they’re very freaking funny. Enjoy.

• I still have money in my "restaurant" envelope... can I buy you dinner?
• Would you like to dance? I'd love to show you my Baby Steps.
• Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you’re better than I deserve.
• Allow me to introduce myself... I am "borrower," and you must be "lender."
• Good thing I just got term-life insurance... because I saw you and my heart stopped!
• You can't spell Financial Peace University without U and I.
• I've already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?
• I just bought a bass boat with cash... and it’s a good thing, because you’re quite a catch!
• I'm not mortgage interest baby... don't write me off.
• The good news? I'm debt free. The better news? I'm also date free.
• What would you say if I asked you out? (response: No.) That’s not good enough.